I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.