Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
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i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen