dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.