i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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