You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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