I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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