why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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