It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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