Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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