it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Sober January is a disaster.
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
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you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize