We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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