So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone