the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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