Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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