i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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