The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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