Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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