My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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