I haven't been this sober since birth.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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