this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
So squirting runs in the family.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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