No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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