There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
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