It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
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I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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