home. puking in laundry basket.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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