I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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