did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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