Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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