party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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