I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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