Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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