I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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