Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He passed out mid-signature
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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