He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
So gin and wine won't be happening again
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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