She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
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I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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