wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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