I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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