Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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