some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
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Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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