Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
