Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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