I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
