doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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