Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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