How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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