Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
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My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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