Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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