your thong is hanging out like whoa
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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