Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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