I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
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lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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