i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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