Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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