Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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