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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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