You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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